racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

Marc-Antoine

--In antique Rome, the man who hooked up with Cleopatra while she was Jules Cesar's woman.

--a very sexy, funny, sweet , intelligent and caring man that knows how to keep his girl satisfied in every single way. A man women would give their left boob to have and their right boob to keep.

girl1: Hey, you're late!

girl2: Yeah, sorry, i was with my man. He's such of a Marc-Antoine, can't get myself to leave when I'm with him.

72👍 10👎

proutosaurus

When someone makes a huge fart noise by blowing in your neck or belly. sounds like prouuuuuutttt!!

-Damn marc-antoine! Stop prouting in my neck all the time!

-That was one proutosaurus lol