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JK

commonly stands for 'Just Kidding' when used online, but can also refer to the ultimate comedian of all time, John Kerry. so whenever you use 'JK', you can think of it as respectfully telling the truth and saluting the world's greatest comedian at the same time!

J.K. was jk about all that 'running for president' stuff... we all knew anyways. well, at least those of us with some moral backbone and decisiveness at least.

by karl December 29, 2005

17πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


jeyes

"yes" uttered with the accent of an testosterone-filled, hairy-chested, hairy, antonio banderas / don juan type of spaniard.

keane: i'm going to give you my copy of the Milli Vanilli album.

Jon: JEYESSSSS!!!

by karl October 30, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.

Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...

by karl January 18, 2004

63πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by karl March 15, 2004

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vanilla0259

Karl's woman. A very sexy long haired lady who drives all men wild.

Look at that vanilla0259 making that man get sexually frustrated.

by karl May 21, 2004


zeppelin

A lighter-than-air craft specifically built by Zeppelin Luftschiffbau (pre WW2)or Zeppelin Luftschifftecknik (present day).

A lighter-than-air craft of this type made by any other manufacturer would simply be called a "rigid airship".

Blimps are NOT zeppelins.

Dude, that it one funky zeppelin.

by karl November 20, 2004

41πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž