homotron

A systems engineer that has sex with computers and dry humps other system engineers

Richard stop humping the computer you fucking homotron.

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arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

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motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised

Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting

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professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

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peasant

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs

Bush is such a peasant it frightens me

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deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.

stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon

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slotnot

sewing nuts onto squirral merkins!

"arse candle...no! slotnot!"

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