wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

teabagging

The sexual act of dipping ones scrotum into a teapot full of luke warm water while your sexual partner masturbates you with one hand at the same time as blowing through the spout of the teapot creating a jacuzzi like sensation around the scrotum.

Fancy a teabagging?

Aye, but lets not have the water so hot this time.

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Dirty Osama /Dirty Bin Laden

A full shit beard - casual - osama i.e. with friends

A full shit beard - formal i.e. at a wedding - Bin Laden

Dirty Osama /Dirty Bin Laden debate:

I can't believe he turned up with a dirty osama - this is clearly a dirty Bin Laden occasion. It is my daughters wedding for fucks sake!!!!!

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