Earth Hour

-Noun- One hour at the end of March, during which, people who don’t believe that the human race is a virus and know that man made global warming is a load of manure, celebrate technology. We celebrate by turning on all lights in our homes (those of us with mercury laden, curly-cue light bulbs replace them with incandescent bulbs), turning on as many power-draining electronic devices as we can, running our SUVs in neutral with a brick on the gas pedal, burning Styrofoam effigies of Al Gore, Phil Jones, Jane Lubchenco and other climate liars.

Q: So, how was your earth hour?
A: pretty good but i feel like i got black lung from all that burning styrofoam!

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Obamunism

-Noun- A totalitarian/authoritarian system of government characterized by government ownership and/or control of industry and media. Obamunism seeks one party rule and near total dominance of the nation and its people via draconian regulation of business, media, “health and welfare” of the people etc.. Obamunist regimes seek to accomplish this via lucrative deals with large unions and a very select group of powerful corporations, investors and businessmen (e.g. SEIU, AFLCIO, UAW, GE, Warren Buffet, George Soros). The fact that they have the support of this chosen few gives the Obamunists the illusion that they are “pro-business,” “capitalist” and “for the free market.” In fact the Obamunist economy is closer to a socialist/state-capitalist system than a free-market, capitalist system and Obamunist governance is more similar to fascism than that of a democratic republic. Though often denied, the fact is that the road to Obamunism was paved by the political and economic policies of presidents like Theodore and Franklin Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George H. W. and George W. Bush et al.(we can refer to them as "pre-Obamunists").

Person A:"I can't believe we're being suckered more Obamunism! The Obamunists are calling for another stimulus package for irresponsible banks and fools who bought homes they knew they couldn’t afford! ”
Person B:“True but it was pre-Obamunist policies that encouraged those lenders and borrowers to be so irresponsible”

"Obamunists in the FCC are trying to censor conservative commentary by resurrecting some variation of 'the fairness doctrine'.”

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