bum job

bummer; a response to something bad that happened.

You have a lot of homework too? Bum job!

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Duo Maxwell

the hot young gundam piolot from gundam wing (anime) who poilots the Death Syche hell Custom...also known as the Shinigami (god of Death)

"my Mommy told me that real men don't cry"
"Well EXCUSE me for being a mere mortal"

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vamp

A carbonated, blackcherry flavored, energy drink with the maximum amount of caffeine allowed by law.

I drank excessive amounts of vamp today, and Maria is worried I'm going to start having convulsions.

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boyfriend

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.

I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.

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hanging brains

When a dude pulls his hairy balls out of his zipper and attempts to walk around the bar and pick up unsuspecting chicks. The irony is that he is actually using the only brains that he has!

Brandon Abby was hanging brains at the bar last night.

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hoo-ha

any genitals on either a boy or a girl

Jenny kicked Tim in his hoo-ha

That skirt is so low you can almost see your hoo-ha

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yog

an other word for cum, after you have just climaxed

"i just yoged all over the room"

"can i yog in your mouth?"

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