pizza bone

The part of the pizza that's left over after someone's eaten the part with all the toppings on it.

Bob didn't like the crust, so he left all his pizza bones on his plate.

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flu brewer

another name for asshole

brown star, ring of fire.

My co-worker takes it in the flu brewer.

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townies

A townie is a person whom spends their free time, hanging around outside the local MacDonald’s. The male specimen has a tendency to wear fake Adidas goods, mainly tracksuits. However, they are incapable of running - due to the horrendous daily intake of tobacco.
Both sexes of 'townies', wear fake gold jewellery bought from the market, or stolen from other fellow townies.
The female specimen, usually have bleach blonde hair, with about 2 inches of deep brown hair above. They too sport tracksuits, having words such as 'BABE' and 'PRINCESS' bore upon their chests. The females also spend all their time “hangin wit der homies” and attempting to pull an ugly male townie.

If you do unfortunately see a group of townies, you will see several young children running around, also smoking and trying to thieve off of you. This happens because a townie is very unfamiliar with contraception, and as a result has at least 2 spouses by the time they are 15. They also may carry at least 10 STD's as yet another result of lack of contraception.

It is good to try and avoid these poor excuses for people: if you yourself are not a fellow townie, due to the fact that they resent anybody who can spell at least one word correctly.

They also like to pretend that they are stoned and drunk to impress others. Even if it is only 10 o'clock in the morning.

TOWNIE 1: Oi, bubba - can yo see dose bunch ov freaks bruv?

TOWNIE 2: O yyeeeaaa mate, lets lob sum J20 bottles at dem!!

TOWNIE 1: Dat is a PHAT idea bruv. As a reward, do ya wanna sleep wit me bird 2nite?

TOWNIE 2: Yea mate, shes f*****' fit bruv!

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steino

tall skinny white boy. comes from bensonhurst.

"that skinnty ass white boy is steino."

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Kanye West

HOT,REAl,POWERFUL,Finaly some commin out with some real shit.

onee of the bes rapers out

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subtitties

The titties below the titties.

"What are those titties below your titties?"
"Oh, those are my subtitties."

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osamarosa

A domestic corporate terrorist. Determined to sabatoge decent working people if it in anyway could make them look better in their own mind. Usually a liar.
Taken from the vicious @#$%& on the first episode of The Apprentice.

Watchout, we have an osamarosa in our office too.

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