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In mythology, he is the angel of death.
In Kevin Smith's movie Dogma, he is a muse, a self proclaimed artist, who refused to fight on either side when there was a war fought between heaven and hell, he chose not to fight on either side, waiting to see which side won, before deciding where he stood, a true fence sitter, anyway when all was said and done, it could be argued that he remained neutral but he was kind of screwed for being such a coward... ln the film he was played by Jason Lee...the same guy from Mallrats who said, say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
anyway: So after the fallen were banished to hell, God turned on those who wouldn't fight, and Azrael was sent down with the demons.
Azrael: Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
OR
Azrael: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
OR my favourite:
Azrael: But I'm a fuckin' demon.
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rupaulblican: a right wing drag queen
note: you think that as their stereotypical counterparts most folk who do drag would maybe want to secure their rights and rage against the system instead of feeding the machine and a government that doesnt care about them
as a noun: "look at those rupaulblicans going to the polls."
as an adj: "drag queens for bush? ... am l at a rupaulblican convention?"
as a verb: "ew l hear james st james is going rupaulblican"
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1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van
2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..
EXAMPLE 1-ACK LIKE OMG I WAS WALKIN DOWN MAINSTREET AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A U-HAUL!
EXAMPLE 2-
lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p
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a common style of clothing worn by hippies, it can be hand made, by using elastic bands on shirts and then adding random dyes and washing it all together and it makes 'groovy' patterns. Though anyone who wears tye dye now a days probably buys it like that, and might wear it as part of a costume or to be ironic.
hippie: whoa dude..I spent all night tye dyeing my socks man, grooovy whoooaaaa *gets high*
mom: when I was a girl I had a tye dye backpack
dude: God this room is bright, it looks like one of jerry garcia's tye dyed shirts!
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Canadian insult or term of endearment.
Bob and Doug Mackenzie from SCTV are believed to have coined the phrase.
lts to refer to someone who has done something stupid or has a history of stupidity. Or sometimes used to refer to other Canadians.
example 1-YOU PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE? GOD YOU'RE SUCH A HOSER!
example 2-HAHA I FEEL LIKE SUCH A HOSER SITTIN HERE WATCHIN' REDGREEN SHOW DRINKIN TIM HORTONS IN MY LEAFS JERSEY...
example 3- FLY OFF, YUH HOSER! piss off..fuck off..get lost..you loser/poser/idiot/jackass..
example 4-AW C'MERE YA BIG HOSER AND GIMME A HUG said drunkenly with a keg of molson in hand
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lts a state..
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
person 1 - HEY WHOA DID MICHIGAN JUST GET UGLY?! AND REALLY UNINTELLIGENT ALL AT ONCE?! WTF?! OMG!! MY EYES!!!1
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
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