Bruce Lee

A 135 pound philosopher and and hack. Never competed in a tournement, for a very real fear his theories would be tested to failure.

1.) To be renowned for your attitude without any superior abilities.

A recent issue of "Black Belt" magazine was devoted to Bruce Lee (born Li Jun-Faan and called Li Sai-Lung in Hong Kong movies). As Joe Lewis pointed out in that issue, Bruce Lee never competed in any full-contact bouts, so he was only an actor. His real ability is thus a subject of speculation. It is a sure bet that many men in history have been much better than Bruce was. Some are men you never heard of. Oyama Masutatsu popularized karate in the 1950's,and he could easily beat Bruce, if both men were in their prime. Mas killed a bull with his bare hands. Wang Hsu-Chin of China was a great martial artist that amateurs never heard of. Karate masters broke their hands on his hard body. The master of Toad style in the 5 Venoms becomes invulnerable, and Wang Sifu and I achieved a great degree of that. Bruce Lee would only hurt his hands and feet striking a Toad master. Bruce was only 5'-6" his cousin said and weighed 135# in top shape (125-150 at times and even 165 when bodybuilding), so there is no way he could beat men much bigger and stronger. Many wild tales have been told about Bruce, so many men see only the legend and have no idea what the real Bruce was like. Some think Achilles was a real man in the 1194-1184BCE Trojan war, but he was not really 13.5 feet tall and 2300#. One sees how tales grow ever more fantastic about a man who becomes a legend. By the time Bruce has been around as long as Achilles, he may be 13.5' tall too. Bruce would not give Oyama Sensei or Wang Sifu a decent workout.

From a post on answers.yahoo.com

a.) That poser is a real Bruce Lee, only thing he broke was the toilet and he needed his mama to do it for him.

b.) Men who worship other men, or fear women or visa versa are punished by both, and natural forces. Bruce Lee fans are on of many reasons people think rape in prison is funny.

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mother-fucker

Also pronounced as "muddafucka" usually spelled motherfucker.

Old black slave term for when the shit heel overseers were encouraged to breed with the field nigras in order to create a (a slightly) less smelly house negro.

Usually the most lowly of hired hands was designated for such a demeaning task.

Quimbo: That ol ned sho beez a muddafucka (mother-fucker) hee hee! He say he want his self a high yella of his own, cuz they is natural bown dicksuckers!

he may gib us a less smelly sister, or he it may be one dem hos that looks like de albino gorilla.

Ruffus: Yea they sho nuff iz. He gots mama behind de shed now. It only cost him a chicken and some watermelon rinds. Bend over de table doody booty! hee hee!

Ned: What the fuck are you laughing about nigger? I'm your mother-fucking-ing daddy too!

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buck-wheat

To "buck" someones insides into "shredded wheat." To cause such extreme pain as to make someone's eyes to "bug out" like the Sambo niglet character Buckwheat of the "little rascals." To kill with extreme, selective prejudice.

Despite what idiot "Cliff" says. This is generally done by shooting the targeted victim in the rectum with a .22 caliber bullet. Which will prolong death for a good 20 to 30 minutes, while carving out the unfortunate victims insides with stomach acid and bile.

The old Italian Mafia was known to shoot it's victims in the head with a .22 caliber, because of the bullet's low fire power, and shot range. Where it would be much more likely to carve out the victim's brains rather than just go right through and perhaps not kill.

Wow "those" comic bookish Quintin Tarrintino sick perverts in Hollywood finally came up with something worth noting. of course it is totally malicious, vicious and sadistic as possible.

Example 1)

Hitman 1: The "caretaker" Pierre III was caught raping the Boss's 99 year old mother in the ass. He said 'the bitch axed for it', she is a superior chess player, and they are serious. But the Boss doesn't want 'that type' in the family business.

He has ordered a buck-wheat for him.

Hitman 2: Ewwww. Well this time you better use a use a .22 cuz a .45 will go right through.

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