aquawipe

When a ocean lifeguard on a stand shits his or her pants and has to wash themselves off when there is no other option.

"Dude, I had to pull an aquawipe at work today."

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jew dog

Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)

Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome

"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"

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