mop

Well theres this boy that goes to my skool and he has a "MOP" (of hair) so like me and my mate kelsi call him mop and like wen we see him we are like mop mop mop mop mop mop mop!!! so yea!!!

Well theres mini mop aka regan, then theres mega mop aka ben and then theres MOP aka sam now he is the like the shit of the MOPS!

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kid

1.Something REALLY old people desire to be when their backs start breaking and their hearing and eyesight get poor.

Before gramps died, he told me to stay a kid forever..."It's worth it." He says.

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awesome-core

the best thing ever

wow that concert was awesome-core

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exsanguination

Song by AFI, who rule.

You watched me dying.
Holding me down, you brought my rebirth.

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wetawdid

retarded as fuck, good to say when ur stoned... gets u laughing

dyamn hes wetawdid

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Pavement

1. The sidewalk
2. A highly influencial 90s rock band that started in 1898 and then, unfortunately split in 1999. Stephen Malkmus was frontman (guitar and main vocals), backed up by Scott "Spiral Stairs" Kannberg (guitar), Gary Young (drummer in the beginning), Mark Ibold (bass), Steve West (drummer after Young left), and Bob Nastanovich (percussion).
After Pavement fell out, SM developed "Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks" and Spiral Stairs started "Preston School of Industry."
Though five years have gone by since the band's demise, it still releases new editions of albumns and DVDs, thus retaining their impressive legion of fans.

1. It's so hot that someone's frying an egg on the pavement.

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Shit Nose

someone who shoves their nose up people's asses to get people to like them.

They can also pick up the scent of anyone's fart within a twenty mile radius.

"That's a nice suit sir". Look at that shit nose sucking up.

If it wasn't for my shit nose, I could enjoy my meals without smelling ass every second.

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