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a woman's rack after many a lines of cocaine have been done on them
man: "can I lick your snow titties?"
women: "um why"
man: "I don't want the blow to go to waste"
When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0
man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"
man 2: "that's the worst,"
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"