Ratio

A stupid thing people say thinking they will win an arguement

Person 1: "yo don't say that, that's transpho-"
Person 2: "rAtIo!!1!11!! 😔😪😰😓😞😿"

pick me girls

annoying girls who think they are "one of the boys" or say "oh my god! I'm sooooo ugly!" but then the next thing you know they compliment themself a millisecond later. They are also attention seekers and compliment fishers

jason: yea bro i totally wanna hang out with you
kaleb: sure, this weekend?
jason: su-
Pick me girl: Oh my god can i come too 🥺👉👈
jason: nah its just for me and my friends
Pick me girl: I can come too right?? Im one of the boys

jason and kyle (internally): ...omg not these pick me girls help us jesus PLEASE

Hentai

A genre of anime where you need holy water and bleach for your eyes

Bob: hey bro did u watch hentai yesterday?
Rob: ew bro u need jesus

*these are not real people in this example. So don't go manhunting for them plz*

flour baby

An assignment you have to do in health class

Basically take a sack of flour and treat it As a baby

And you run the risk of dropping it.

Me: "I have to do the flour baby assignment after the long weekend."
My friend: "damn, can't be that hard"
*one week goes by*
Teacher: aight everyone! Today is the day where we do the project!
Me internally: "NOOOOOOOOOO"