muggle

Non-magic folk

Hogwarts is hidden from Muggle view with all sorts of spells and charms

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homo

A shortened version of the word homosexual, meaning someone who likes members of the same sex. Often used as a derograty term by dumbasses.

Bob: "You homo! HAHAHAHA"
Jim: *punches bob* Stop being such an immature jackass.

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fuck shit up

(1) to mess up, to make something fubared, and/or to mess with for no reason

(2) to smoke a certain amount of weed therefore messing your self up

i'm bored, we aren't doing anything, lets go fuck some shit up

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tinkleburg

The one who rules all; the Tinkleburg.

A verb.

I tinkleburg, you tinkleburg, he/she tinkleburgs.

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eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit

Both MC and Chelsea are wrong. Kathleen Hanna inspired the name of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by writing "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on one of Kurt Cobain's walls. He thought it meant "the spirit of teens" and didn't know it was a deodorant.

"Here we are now, entertain us"

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10-q

From Linnie at the Plicko.com forums, 10-q is a short way of saying thank you.

10-q very much"

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