you won't

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!
Other Guy: You won't!
Guy: Say I won't
Other Guy: You won't LOSER
Guy shoots and makes it in
Guy: OH! OH! who da man?

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ibtc

iddy bitty titty club

rae is a member of the IBTC

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Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"

"Shizzle my nizzle"
"I get you..."

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switching

When someone is angry and is yelling or having a go at you.

Also see: switched, switch

I crashed Jonny's car and he started switching at me.

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terrorism

Terrorism is a speciallity of the USA. The whole world will be terrorised and drained of resources from this world police. Legal terrorism, as it can't trial itself, no one can say anything. SO SHUT UP!! OR BE BOMBED WITH THE NEW STOCK OF WEAPONS!! millions have been spent on weapons of mass destruction, nothing has been spent on the misfortunate and starved around the world. It would only take a bush monkey to dillusion a weaker minded follower. Now, there will be supporters for terrorism of another nature.

Forget the flow of crack cocaine, heroin smuggling. Thats working ok for us already! we need some OIL and shit!, Lets terrorise the world to get what we want!! (bushmonkey making plans for a UNITED STATES OF CONFUSION)

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vegetarian

People who fail to realise eating animals is part of the food chain.

"Birds should not eat worms, foxes should not eat birds, vegetarians should be eaten by gorrillas"

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lobs

A game played by primary school children. The players divide into two teams who both stand at either side of a the playground, or a netball court or something similar. Someone from one of the teams lobs, or throws a tennis ball at the other team. It must bounce once. If the tennis ball is not caught by a member of the opposing team after that one bounce, the team that threw the tennis ball in the first place scores one point. Games last as long as breaktime does.

At primary school we played lobs every day

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