the gazette

n.: An abstract term referring to the intricate network of gossip woven amidst the lesbian community, primarily based in Miami, FL.

"You mean Nicole went on a business trip and cheated on her girlfriend with some one-legged, drug-addicted, Russian stripper who has 3 kids and now she's moving to Moscow? How do you know?"
"It was in the gazette."
"Oh...right."

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