urban panda

a wanna-be hip-hop Chinese boy, usually residing in Beijing. An urban panda spends his evenings hanging out at bars and clubs that serve cheap drinks (often made with fake alcohol) trolling for drunk foreign girls and quietly hating other boys doing the same thing. Although he has a sweet, benign demeanor, if anything goes down, he will throw bottles at, pour beers on, and flick cigarette butts towards the fighting crowd from the safety of the DJ booth. Distinguishing features may include tattoos, earrings, knit hat, puffy jacket, and baggy jeans; he may also have unexplainable scars. The urban panda is excellent in bed: lots of endurance, creativity, flexibility, and willingness to please.

The club was full of urban pandas drinking shots.

Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.

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