turpentini

To accidentally ingest turpentine, paint thinner, gasoline, or other toxic liquids.

While working on his kitchen, David reached for his coffee cup, but got a turpentini instead.

Be careful with that siphon, dude. You don't want a turpentini.

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painsick

Experiencing nausea and malaise related to either acute or chronic pain. Known to accompany migraine, back pain, menstrual cramps, or certain medical procedures. Also common to persons who are especially sensitive to weather and changes in barometric pressure. Includes upset stomach related to use of pain medications.

Thanks to this awful weather, I’ve been painsick all weekend. I'm nauseated and I hurt all over.

faux-mo

Pronounced FOE-MO. Cheap contemporary artwork that imitates the style of Claude Monet. A painting style that mimics the great Impressionists and relies heavily on idyllic sun-drenched cottages esp. the works of Thomas Kinkade.

I hate the decor at my dentist's office. Strictly faux-mo.

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