jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

sesh

An abbreviation of the word session that refers to a goal-oriented hang out with friends over the course of several hours.

I'm at Think Coffee. Want to join me for a cafe sesh?

I need some creative inspiration. Museum sesh on Saturday?

The salad you brought to dinner sesh was amazing.