Gangster

A badass dude usually associated with the mafia. Not to be confused with some lame ass nigga that thinks he is bad because he has a group of friends he does stupid things with that can't spell worth a shit.

Al Capone was a ganster.

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blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

sweet meat

schlong

Yeeeeaaah, Thats my sweet meet.

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the fear

Often associated with the loss of something or a dreaded situation. The feeling of your heart being either in your throat or in your gut.

I flew by a cop going 50 over the speed limit. I was so overcome by "the fear" that I quit paying attention to the road and crashed my car.

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crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

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fatch

Fat + Bitch = Fatch.

That fatch not only ate all my food, she beat the shit out of me too.

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Kevin west

Stupid

you know that Kevin west kid? He is sooooo stupid

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