How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

pirate smoker

someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis

you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick

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liger

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It looks like a giant lion, with diffused tiger stripes. Like tigers (and unlike lions), ligers like swimming.

They are mythical creatures that are very rare. Ligers can travel at speeds of up to 90 mph, are very adept at camoflauging themselves, and only eat ice cream sandwiches. Probably the the most bibble creature of all time.

1. "What are you drawing? A liger.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

2. "I'm here to see a man about a liger."

3. "Ligers are magical creatures. They have crazy skills, but only eat ice cream sandwiches, which are, by the way, delicious."

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bibble

inspiring awe or admiration or wonder; to be superior to everything else; regarded in a high manner.

antonym: unbibble

1. "Friberg, you're so bibble";
2. "The liger is probably the most bibble creature ever";
3. "Thompson, your Avalanche is so untough that it's unbibble";

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ynara

1.Completely amazing, in all ways, shapes and forms.

Also known as absolutely stunning.
2. The act of declining a proposition, delivering an insult, or placating an adversary with utmost poise, in a manner which allows the other party to either hear what they want to hear, or take the truth in the gentlest manner possible.

Have seen the new girl?

No, but I hear she is Ynara