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dick money

(n.) A type of currency associated with a man's genitalia. It can be used instead of cash, change, debit cards, credit cards, checks or money orders. Only accepted at certain locations; examples include but are not limited to The Gap, Denny's, Turtle Bay Tavern NYC, Plan Parenthood. Dick Money is typically created after a woman performs oral sex on a man - turning his dick into a commodity of wealth.

Sal: Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Austin: Nah man I'm broke.
Sal: Just have some bitch suck your dick.
Austin: Hell yeah...I'm gonna get me that dick money.

by kdubs1021 May 16, 2011

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