to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"
Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."
Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"
4π 1π
a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.
Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"
Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appΓΒ© tits!"
31π 36π
a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
3π 2π
A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."
Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."
Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
1π 2π
an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.
Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"
2π 11π
the experience of erectile dysfunction due to sexual turn off or disinterest.
Martha: "George, why isn't our love life as peppy as it was 38 years ago?"
George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."
a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.
Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.