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tarzan

A man with a monkey fetish who likes to stick his flag pole up hairy tunnels.

Tarzan got kick out of the zoo for flag poleing a monkey.
Tarzan got his flag pole stuck in a tree.
Tarzan got caught running his hands up his flag pole in public.

by keebles October 13, 2005

68πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


rank fart

Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.

Rank fart:

Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.

Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).

Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.

Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.

by keebles February 17, 2012


captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles October 25, 2005

23πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


BMW

bmw:
black man's wang
big man's wang

That whore over there likes BMW's

by keebles September 22, 2005

118πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


Train tracks

When someone's underwear is loaded with skid marks

That guy over there has train tracks in his underwear.

by keebles April 5, 2023


teletubbies

gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads

teletubbies= gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads

by keebles August 26, 2012

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.

riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.

by keebles February 17, 2012

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž