OGB

original gangsta b(itch).

the realist (smokepiece) you’ve ever been w/. perhaps she was the one that got away or maybe she’s the one w/ your last name. whatever fate decides, she’s the real OGB. brunette 100% of the time. often characterized by a degree in mathematics, a dominant personality, and a source of laughter and energy for others. she make the highs higher and the lows less frequent.

Ex. 1
yo, that brunette is the real OGB.
-tell me about it…who doesn’t want it? we’re all in love w/ her.

Ex. 2
i had the wettest sex of my life the other night w/ the real OGB.
-hear that. she’s the rarest among them all. a true OG smokeshow.

Ex. 3
any OGBs in this city that you’re familiar w/?
-100% not. i reside in seattle. it’s full of lesbians that are 100% not the move. you’ve got to go east for that level.

Ex. 4
she’s a legit 9/10, that’s dangerous territory (perhaps a little too popular).
-nah, she’s the real OGB. strong loyalty. strong genetics. strong personality. it’s nothing but laughter and love.

Ex. 5
god damn, who is that?
-that’s the OGB, my friend. exceptional taste not only in style, but in music, friends, and general life pursuits. we’re all low-key in love w/ her. she keeps us on the straight-and-narrow. what more can we ask for?

Tool

William Henry Gates.

Person x: Who is William Henry Gates?
Person y: A tool, everyone knows this. Everyone.