High School Hipsters

kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.

high school hipsters

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Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

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Gurty

1. A combination of gross and dirty.

guy 1: plays 2 g 1 c and dubstep at same time
guy 2: thats so gurty

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Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.

MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".

55👍 37👎

Mcgangbang

a sandwich that is a mc double from mc donalds, and a mc chicken patty in between the two beef pattys. fills you up for two dollars.

mcgangbang is a hobo sandwich

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fox

a network that is very conserveative,hates liberals, yet airs shows like family guy that critisize theyre own network's republican views and hypocrisy of airing liberal shows.

fox. Frustrated Old Xenophobes

youtube troll

someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.

youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse

JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".

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