New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

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get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

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banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

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el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

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esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

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SLC Punk

Great movie that says "fuck" a lot and everyone should watch.

SLC Punk is a Great movie that says "fuck" a lot and everyone should watch.

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swarve

Posh
One who is stylish.
One who carries themself in a pimpish manner.
Also refers to inanimate objects.
Represents approval
IE:cool
Swarvellous refers to same meaning.
also see "stush"

Your jacket is swarve.
Mr. Rogers is swarvellous.

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