teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

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Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

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itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

100 peso's

a spanish mans penis

Would you like to see my 100 peso's?

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woah snaps

The white man's way to say "oh snap".

White man: Woah snaps.
Black man: Cracka you di'int just. *face shoot*

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mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.

Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?

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george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

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