nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

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Butter Cup

The act of farting into one's "cupped" hand, then ushering the captured fart into an unsuspecting victims face, thus causing him to inhale your butt fumes. Optimal conditions occur when victims mouth is open.

John was doing his math homework when suddenly he was inhaling fart from the butter cup Tom had just unleashed on him.

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zednic

A dirty ugly stupid gay ass mother fucking whore who should burn in hell and get there face cut off for being so damn ugly and gay and is a redneck straight from the trailor park.

J.J. is a zednic,
Look at that zednic rn

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Hot Topic

A store found in malls around the U.S where people can buy retro-looking clothes and music tees. Alot of people say it is a store for poseurs, but it is actually just a store that some poseurs shop at. Most of the morons that say that shit shop there themselves. Lay off.

Hot Topic sells some decent clothing.

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deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

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pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

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bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

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