piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

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up to the makers name

when describing the depth of penertration one achieves when ploughing a clowns pocketof an evening.

Fuck me Kenneth i ragged her so deep last night i was up to the makers name.

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