A gathering or party where attendance is mostly, if not all, dudes.
we can either go to Ted's helmet party or go out and troll for chicks.
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a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.
Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.
A douchebag from the greater Dallas area
That prepster Cowboys fan at the game last weekend was such a metroplexual.
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Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.
my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.
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It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.
A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.
All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.