friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.

Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.

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Panda-mandy

A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.

Comes from me.

A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."

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CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

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Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

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saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

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googooplex

Verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible.

Googooplex it and it will bounce again.

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the greenhouse riot

the hottest punk band in the world. with the hottest lead singer and guitarist of all the land...JEREMY=)..umm kelleys the hot groupie!! and its the best!!! BUY OUR CDS!!!!!!!

have you heard of the greenhouse riots new cd naked parade?
I love me too!!

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