Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

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boshed

to neck, drop or pop ya pills means swallow them

i jus boshed ma pills

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Throwing a Deuce

Taking a giant dump, a number two, hence a deuce

Woah...talk about an unload...that dude just threw a deuce.

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autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

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sell out

Someone who dumps you for another person.

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ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

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bloody

Adjective of British origin.

Used to describe something.

"The bloody car's gone."

"The bloody dog ate my tea, I should bloody well have the bloody thing put down."

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