tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

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arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

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shithot

to be extremely good at something.
Imagine a steaming turd and how hot it is! Comparing someone's ability with the hotness.

That Tiger Woods is shithot at golf!

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bulls

Round spherical objects commonly known as marbles. A kids playground game, also used when someome is speaking and you can't make out what they are saying.

Take the bulls oot yir mooth min and maybe al ken whit yir sayin!

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pummelisation

To beat someone up, or something

You\re asking for some sever pummelisation ya wee bawbag!

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roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

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wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

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