sure

A answer to a “yes” or “no” question that shows a lack of interest. Used when you don’t care enough to say no but you don’t want to say yes. Really just implies that you don’t give a shit.

Girl: “Do I look okay?”
Boy: “sure”
Girl: “Ugh! I knew I looked bad!”
Boy: “I literally said you looked fine.”

24👍 7👎

all da planes we flew

a symbolic phrase that embodies all of the good memories in a relationship

dude: “yo, all da planes we flew”
bro: “shittt man, all the planes we flew!”

1👍 1👎

trickassmotherfucker

a guy that told you he loves you and then 3 days later cheats on you and then three days after tht he licks ur face when he was trying to kiss you

ellie: wait are you and jack still together?
sally: no he’s a trickassmotherfucker

cashass

the fattest of asses. pure perfection. the kind of ass that makes you triple take.

bro: “Damn look at that cashass”
dude: “Dayamm!”

grey butt pudding

liquid shit with a grey hue

oh no! greg made some grey butt pudding!

punani

the greatest way to reference a woman’s vagina.

Nicki Minaj: “ all my n*****s wife me once they get that good punani.
mike: yes they do.

gregasaurus

a godly specimen. a rare sighting. you don’t know you’ve encountered one until they are long gone.

some habits of a gregasaurus include interpretative dancing, leaving the toilet seat up, and taking years to wash a single plate