Oxyking

a male so incredibly addicted to oxycodone and/ or oxycotin that his penis remains indefinitely flaccid

Friend: Hey, girl. How's your man?
Slut: He's railing that good shit. Can't get it up!
Friend: You mean he's an Oxyking?
Slut: For sure.

manesia

When one someone thinks or acts like they were involved in an action, event or conversation yet they arrogantly forgot their lack of participation

Ted: "Hey, Bill. Did you see me do that 30 second keg stand at your party last night!?"
Bill: "You weren't there, Ted. You weren't there..."
Ted: "Sorry, Bill. I contracted a bad case of manesia."

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