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The term defining the act of scratching the scrotum sack for the purpose of relief. The prominent time of day of scroatching is just after waking up when the scrotum is sweaty and itchy. However, times can vary.
This morning I woke up and had to scroatch myself good. It did the trick!
My baby rolled over and gave me a scroatch for good luck!
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From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...
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Quid pro ho refers to the act of celebrities ho'n themselves out for ticket, cd and merchandise sales. Shameless cross self promotion.
Chris Brown and Rihanna are in a quid pro ho relationship... actually a crazy quid pro ho love triangle with Jay Z.
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When a woman's Super Maxi Pad with Wings creates a visible bulge through their spandex. Often confused with the Tranny Tuck, the Beaver Tail can cause mass confusion when spotted in a public place.
"Dayum, that Beaver Tail is working hard to keep out that flood of blood!" - Anonymous Wal Mart Shopper
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When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!
Fun stuff.
I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!
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