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someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.
larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser
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NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.
i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.
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dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.
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almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
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a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.
is that little shitwafer giving me lip??
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similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas
no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.
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similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas
it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.
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