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The simple act of being unemployed,or being financially challenged or just plain broke as a joke. Theory being that it is impossible to enjoy yourself without any ends, finance, or money.
Damn, I'm gonna be broke this weekend, looks like I'm in the unenjoyment line til next payday.
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A mystical extra terrestrial being, who visits motel rooms by night, casting spells that put women to sleep in a rigid, catatonic fetal position, making it impossible for the guy, who sprung for the room, to score a piece of ass. The spell is only broken by daylight or checkout time, upon which the woman awakens in a non-horny, pissed off, "drive me home now", state.
"I shoulda not did the movie and just fed Elaine, cause by the time I got her to the modie, and got her naked, the grim sleeper came by, and it was lights out til my four hours were up".
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The muff, the vagina, the pussy.
Michelle said her cooda was irritated after the constant pounding I gave it this weekend
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1. Bruce Wayne's faithful Ward, who was Batman's sidekick, until his untimely death in either a comic book or one of those crap ass Batman movies.
2. A fellow that balls all the ladies
he can, leaving none for his friends.
1. Dick Grayson lived with Bruce Wayne and Aunt harriet at stately Wayne Manor.
2. What? you balled Carolyn? Even though I was hitting on her? Damn! you're a real Dick Grayson!
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The male act of placing the penis in either a feamale's asscrack or between the breasts, and achieving an orgasm. Beneficial to both parties in that the male gets his rocks off and the female does not have to worry about swallowing anything or pregnancy.
Jada's in college and she don't want any kids right now, and she don't give head, but if she didn't let me play tucky fucky, I'd drop her like a bad habit
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A carload of gay males heading for a night out at their favorite hangout
You go down by the lavender kitty round about 9, 10pm, and you can watch all the funny cars compete in the "drag races", ha ha !
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In the game of marbles, the positioning of the clenched hand, with the thumb inverted into the clenched fingers, which propels a marble toward the target group of marbles. So called because of the hand resembling the common masturbation technique utilized by men, and because of the thumbs insertion into the "hole" resulting from the clenched position of the hand and fingers.
When I was a shorty, I was the Fucker Knuckle champion of the block.
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