cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

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vjsnipples

a drawing of vj's nipples on my hand

i like to touch the nipples on my hand, because they remind me of vj's nipples.

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you're slack

st george girls (2003) that stretch out the phonetics of this common phrase and sound more like ambulance sirens than normal humans like most people

that person was a fat ass

you're slaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk

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tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

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deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

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pinch

a goatee; possibly shaped

Hey, you've gotta pinch growing there! I see it!

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poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

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