dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

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