stid

A piece of something, a speck.

I saw a little stid of mud on my shoes.

Cheeto hair

Someone who has orange/ginger colored hair. Ed Sheeran would be an example.

Is your brother a blond, brunette, blacket or Cheeto hair?

Blacket

Someone whose hair color is black. An example of a blacket would be Atticus Finch (from To Kill a Mockingbird).

To identify the best hair dye for you, ma'am, you must indicate whether you are inherently blonde, brunette, blackette, or Cheeto haired.