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When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner
Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'
when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser
muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!
wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??
Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends
When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
when someone shits on you, you have been logged on
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Partial masterbation by a prostitute
Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc
Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service
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