Brown Bear

Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls

WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.

"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"

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