The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me
When you spin in a circle as you ejaculate while being surrounded by a group of people. Not to be confused with a Hawaiian Helicopter. This move was created by Michael Cera on the set of superbad.
Did you hear Noah hit a Dakota Roundabout on ALL his boys?
an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?