hippie christmas

The day following move-out day, in areas where most leases expire simultaneously, during which the curb is a treasure trove of discarded items.

Ben: Today I got this couch, a lamp and some old cassette tapes up by the corner.

Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!

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wax dart

Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.

The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.

Next time I cum, it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.

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