rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

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Employment in government and large corporations is diverser than ever.

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Trumporama

Trumporama: A highly inaccurate and incorrect dramatic assessment of any piss storm Donald Trump causes or perceives and then lies openly about, because orama used at the end of another word is from Ancient Greek ὅρᾱμᾰ (hórāma, “sight”, “spectacle”) and is normally used to form, from one noun, a second meaning "wide view of" the first, or (with ironic reference to the preceding sense) "surfeit of", "overattention to", or "exaggerated praise of" the first. So the inauguration crowds that never materialized, but were reported by Donald Trump to be the biggest crowds ever, were a simple Trumporama, in other words a lie of epic proportion.

The confirmation hearings aren’t going well for the nominees, or the American public, but for Donald they are a real fuckin' Trumporama.

That “fucking wall” is assuredly a Trumporama, huh?

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

Stick

Tough-guy, Uber-dude, e.g. Burt Reynolds in the 1985 movie "Stick"; usually used as a sarcastic challenge to a dude acting tough or doing reckless things.

You'd better learn to eat with those fists before you come down here punk, what, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STICK!?

E-Z Passed

When you are rat-racing with another car on a tolled expressway and you both come to the toll booth, but only one has E-Z Pass, so that one cruises through with ease and the other never has a chance to catch up and get back in the race, well, you've been E-Z Passed.

I was racing a Ferrari on the turnpike and he E-Z Passed me at the toll booth. I am definitely getting an E-Z Pass immediately.

Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.

Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.