Sharehouse

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share

“Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes”
“Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true”

combodumb

When someone thinks the combos on a restaurant menu come as just a chips and drink for $5 and doesn't realise it means you can add chips and drink to your schnitzel roll order for just $5

Person 1: "What are you ordering?"
Person 2: "I'll just get the $5 combo"
Person 1: "What roll are you having with it?"
Person 2: "I'm not having a roll, just the chips and drink combo"
Person 1: "You can't do that, you're combodumb"

Shadow Slayer

A person who can't find anybody to have fun with so has to use his imagination.

Verb is Shadow Slayz

Person 1 "Sean is such a Shadow Slayer"
Person 2 "Yeah he Shadow Slayz every night"

Buhoonga’s

Very big tits.

“Look at the buhoonga’s on her”

Pex Smiddy

A really big idiot who isn't a good gamer and has a lame YouTube channel

"What's up boys and girls it's Pex Smiddy here or P-E-X Smiddy, whatever floats your fricken boat"

Seav

Sex God. Knowledgeable. Interesting.

"You are a Seav"

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45 cent concert

When you go to see 50 cent, and Nickleback makes an appearance too

"I went to a 45 cent concert last night"

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