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When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesnât want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesnât want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesnât want to club on Friday, heâs burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
When your friend goes on a first date and falls in love with the girl, makes long term plans (trip, wedding date, etc) then by the second date begins to lose interest and is stuck with the plans he made on the first date.
Sean: My date was so good, Iâve got butterflies, we made plans to go to LA together for New Years!
Ken: Jeez youâre really pulling a Cameron.