Stalactite

During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.

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